2006-07-31 [sequeena_rae]: Ooookay o.O XD

2006-07-31 [Teufelsweib]: :P *humps*

2006-07-31 [dragonflye]: Okay. I'll tell you about my other dog then. His name is thumper-- we call him thumper the humper. He humps both cats, both dogs, furniture, anything and everything. He's pretty though so it's ok. He's a golden retriever.

2006-07-31 [sequeena_rae]: lmao!

2006-07-31 [Teufelsweib]: a humping golden retriever!! XD :O ...can't we have two mascots? :P

2006-07-31 [dragonflye]: How about Humper of the month? Have a different animal featured each month.

2006-07-31 [sequeena_rae]: *likes both ideas* :D

2006-07-31 [dragonflye]: This is Thumper the Humper. He's curled in a little ball at my father in law's feet.

2006-07-31 [dragonflye]: This is brutus. He always looks this pitiful.

2006-07-31 [sequeena_rae]: Aww, so cute :O

2006-07-31 [dragonflye]: I have a better picture but it's not on the computer. :( It has both dogs in it.

2006-07-31 [Rook]: m'kay guys - which divider do you guys like better?

2006-07-31 [sequeena_rae]: The fourth one :D // I'll get a picture of Poppy up tomorrow XD

2006-07-31 [Paz]: No humping? :(

2006-07-31 [Zab]: What's with the dividers? O_o

2006-07-31 [sequeena_rae]: Lotsa humping! *hump hump* // to see which one we like best xD

2006-07-31 [Zab]: XD the second from the bottom:P

2006-07-31 [dragonflye]: I like the 4th one too.

2006-07-31 [Rook]: I think I'm going to go with [Zab] and choose the second from the bottom

2006-07-31 [Zab]: Thank you! :D Now take my poll people! (that wasn't me speaking) *huggles Rook*

2006-07-31 [sequeena_rae]: Damn! XD

2006-07-31 [Zab]: Mwahaha!

2006-07-31 [sequeena_rae]: XD

2006-07-31 [Rook]: Alright guys, what do you think?

2006-07-31 [Rook]: normally those who are guards/patrollers are on the council, right?

2006-07-31 [Zab]: Guards, at least..not the patrollers what I know..

2006-07-31 [Rook]: Yeah, i checked - the guards are but not the patrollers...unless they are the masters I think

2006-07-31 [Zab]: I'm not much into that :P

2006-07-31 [Charybdis]: Some Patrollers are on the council, like iippo and Slavork, and some Master Patrollers are not, like Paul and Lothuriel - in fact, no MP is a current Council member, I believe. It's kind of distinct from the rest of the ET crew, since it's neither official nor unofficial per se, so either way is possible. :)

2006-07-31 [Rook]: I think we shall keep this a 'council humping only' wiki - though people who step in the doors shall be subject to de lurve as well! w00t! *dances*

2006-08-01 [Linderel]: <- *spluttergiggle*

2006-08-01 [Nite_Owl]: *humps teh Squee* weeeeeee! (^,^) hahaha lol what an odd but amusing idea this wiki be hehehe

2006-08-01 [Teufelsweib]: thanks :P *humps*

2006-08-01 [Nite_Owl]: *is humped* XP spank ya very much lol

2006-08-01 [Teufelsweib]: lmao!! ^___^

2006-08-01 [pixish]: :o Where are my humpings :'( [hanhepi] and I are humping queens don't you know :o

2006-08-01 [Linderel]: *humps pix* :o

2006-08-01 [pixish]: woo woo! I got a Lami hump ;p

2006-08-01 [Linderel]: *giggles*

2006-08-01 [pixish]: *giggles too* ^.^

2006-08-01 [Teufelsweib]: *humps both Lami and Pixie*

2006-08-01 [Linderel]: Whee! *Is still in the same 'tired silly' condition as last night*

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: *humps all in sight* Good evening :D

2006-08-01 [Rook]: *hump* *hump* *hump*

2006-08-01 [Zab]: Don't hump meh! ;___; Use protection!

2006-08-01 [Rook]: That's right - I be nekkid! >< *streaks*

2006-08-01 [Zab]: x) I already have the rights to the pictures!

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: o______________O Everyone, we have a streaker in the wiki, I repeat, a streaker in the wiki.

2006-08-01 [Zab]: I still don't get that word..

2006-08-01 [Rook]: *raises hand slowly* I have a confession to make. I'm the streaker....MWUAHAHA!!! *streaks*

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: :O *claps for* Whoooooooooo! A streaker is usually someone who runs somewhere public naked. Usually a football match xD *remembers*

2006-08-01 [Zab]: Oooh! Whee! Streakers on the humping wiki! I guessed that Rook, due to your lack of clothes.

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: *plays football music* There, a more comfortable environment xD

2006-08-01 [Rook]: *giggles evilly* XD

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: *chants and claps hands* OMIGAWD IT'S A STREAKER!!! EVEN BETTER, IT'S A COUNCIL STREAKER! HUMP IT!!! *humps*

2006-08-01 [Rook]: oO; *runs*

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: *stampede*

2006-08-01 [Teufelsweib]: council member streaking XD

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: omg xd

2006-08-01 [Teufelsweib]: this way we're getting too much wiki's XD

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: Indeed, and it's all your fault XP

2006-08-01 [Teufelsweib]: and I'm proud about that ^_____________^

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: So you should be! :O

2006-08-01 [Teufelsweib]: that's why I am!!:O

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: Oh. xD

2006-08-01 [dragonflye]: Hey my name isn't up there!!! @.@

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: Oh noez o.o

2006-08-01 [Zab]: You're retired! :O

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: o.O Makes sense then xD

2006-08-01 [Zab]: *humps anyway*

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: xD

2006-08-01 [Teufelsweib]: there are more council members up there that are retired :P

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: XD [Zab] the unhumpable? XD

2006-08-01 [Zab]: x) Hehehehe

2006-08-01 [Teufelsweib]: :O *humps [Zab]*

2006-08-01 [dragonflye]: why does that matter? It's not like this is an official wiki......

2006-08-01 [Zab]: Should this page really be expoted? XD Is this how we want non-elftowners to see Elftown?

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: *humps too* >:D

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: >_> What, as a loveable humping community? Why not? XD

2006-08-01 [Zab]: I'm sure nobody kills you if you adds your name , dragonfly:P

2006-08-01 [dragonflye]: I was just wondering. I don't know that anyone would take the council as seriously if they saw this wiki....lol.....*HUMPS ZAB THE UNHUMPABLE!!!!!* Bwahahahahaha!

2006-08-01 [Zab]: *ish humpeeed* ;________;

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: *cough* Everyone knows we can be very serious >_> <_< >:D but we like to let our hair down too o.O Mind you, I think [Zab] has that pole stuck up her arse permanently XP You know I love you really XD

2006-08-01 [Zab]: O__O whatdidyousayIhadsqueek?

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: XD A pole stuck up your arse xD >:D

2006-08-01 [dragonflye]: Would you listen to someone telling you not to do something if you just saw them hump somebody?

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: Pfft, no xP

2006-08-01 [Zab]: O___o I'm not sure..XD *takes pole out* x) But can't we have fun anyways?

2006-08-01 [dragonflye]: actually that is a funny thought. But then, the government does it all the time....@.@

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: :O XD Actually wait, I read that comment wrong. If it means getting banned...Of course xD

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: St00pid Government -_-

2006-08-01 [dragonflye]: We should start a mercenery humping service.

2006-08-01 [sequeena_rae]: Lmao xD

2006-08-01 [Rook]: *shrugs one shoulder at a time*

2006-08-01 [Zab]: Let me know if I'm messing too much with the page...Oo

2006-08-01 [Kyrinn]: hee hee.. so is this a cyber page or what? *giggles and runs away*

2006-08-01 [Rook]: nope! you hump for love! *hump* *hump*

2006-08-01 [Linderel]: I say, the comments went mad. o.O

2006-08-01 [Charybdis]: *silently agrees* o_o

2006-08-02 [Zab]: *wgrees but thinks we deserve madness* x)

2006-08-02 [Linderel]: *giggle*

2006-08-02 [sequeena_rae]: Or in [Kyrinn]'s case, spanked >:} *chases* Wahahahahahahahaha!!!

2006-08-02 [dragonflye]: To everyone: 

2006-08-02 [dragonflye]: bwahahahahahahahaha!

2006-08-02 [sequeena_rae]: O.O Zomg! XD

2006-08-02 [dragonflye]: *is going insane from boredom*

2006-08-02 [Rook]: LMFAO!!! XD

2006-08-03 [Charybdis]: xD! *steals*

2006-08-03 [Blaithin]: Everytime I see this wiki under new comments I picture drunk people at parties trying to hump others and only getting pushed in the corner with one another XD

2006-08-03 [Zab]: Oooh..good imagination..

2006-08-03 [Blaithin]: Or there's just a lot of people here who can't get any and therefore hump at parties.... I'm going for the latter :P

2006-08-03 [Zab]: :O I can get some!

2006-08-03 [Blaithin]: Ooops not here, there as in at the parties >.< I need coffee to get my brain going -.-

2006-08-03 [Zab]: *lmao! *starts making coffee x)

2006-08-03 [Blaithin]: Hehe Thanks ^.^ Sorry for any offense watchers took XD

2006-08-03 [Zab]: I took no offence at least..:P soooo.......what are you up to?

2006-08-03 [Blaithin]: Eating breakfast, drinking coffee ;) and putting off getting ready to go to work. Yay procrastination :P You?

2006-08-03 [Zab]: Sitting here, waiting for something good to get on TV, trying to write an apply for a work..

2006-08-03 [Blaithin]: Where're you applying too?

2006-08-03 [Zab]: x) a cleaner at a school? I would get to boss the students around..>_>

2006-08-03 [Blaithin]: Haha, awesome. The only student janitors they higher here are in the summer and while the pay is ok I try to stay away from school during the summer hehe.

2006-08-03 [Zab]: Student janitors?

2006-08-03 [Blaithin]: Yeah, just highschool students that spend the summer cleaning the school. During the year the fulltime janitors take care of chasing us with brooms down the hallway so we don't need student cleaners.

2006-08-03 [Zab]: Ah. Well, I'm trying to get one of those broom chasing thingies:P Mehh...I need a job..

2006-08-03 [Blaithin]: Keep that mood as long as you can because as soon as you get a job you don't want it. It's an unwritten law of physics ;)

2006-08-03 [Zab]: XD I know..I don't want thje job, I just want all the money..x)

2006-08-03 [Blaithin]: That tends to be a major motivating factor yep lol *pokes [Linderel] the stalker*

2006-08-03 [Zab]: XD I suppose

2006-08-03 [Linderel]: *is poked* o.x (What do you mean slow?)

2006-08-03 [sequeena_rae]: *stalks all*

2006-08-03 [Skydancer]: Random job interviews. Unicorn Stable Cleaner, Happy Harpy Archery teacher, Horrormonious Ogre Opera singer, Pole Dancer at the Midnight Elf Club, warhorse shoe polisher at the Collisionisium.

2006-08-03 [Nite_Owl]: Oooh, Owlie wants to be official Dominatrix! XD haha

2006-08-03 [sequeena_rae]: I wanna be the pole dancer xD

2006-08-03 [Skydancer]: *Tacks up new job offerings from the Office of Unemployed Fantasies* Polecat Groomer, Armor Deruster, Unicorn horn polisher, serving girls needed at the Tickleme Toppless Tavern, Hobbit Foot Groomers desperately needed at the Hobbit Hilton, Fry cooks wanted - apply now at the Greasy Gremlin Grope Shack, grape stompers needed, seasonal work but a great workout, apply at the Vintners Vinery.

2006-08-03 [sequeena_rae]: :O so many to choose from! *ponders*

2006-08-03 [Skydancer]: Elftown is a really busy place, so many things going on in the background and fringes, that no one ever seems to think about.. :)

2006-08-03 [Nite_Owl]: haha good point :P But every town should have their own Dom-yness (^,~) Although hobbit foot groomers are equally as useful

2006-08-03 [Skydancer]: As I recall, there is a place down byt the docks where there is quite a collection of brothels, caberes? clubs and adult entertainment venues.. for the sailors you know..

2006-08-03 [Charybdis]: Cabaret? :p

2006-08-03 [dragonflye]: You guys are completely forgetting about all the babysitting services there are! Someone has to watch the baby trolls, the mom's won't do it! lol

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: If the mothers won't do it, what makes you think we will? xD

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: because the trolls are stupid enough to pay good money for it.

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: Pfft, I still won't do it :P

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: I didn't say I was either. But we can trick somebody into it I'm sure. :)

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: ....[Zab]!!!

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: Exactly who I was thinking! yay!

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: I'm glad we agree xD

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: now, how do we trick her into doing it? we should come up with an evil plot! yay for evil plots!

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: Indeed xD she's the unhumpable so she can have the baby trolls :p

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: She gets to try to feed them! bwahahahaha.

2006-08-04 [Zab]: I will not baby sit.
I swear.

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: I'll give you a cookie if you do!

2006-08-04 [Zab]: I wont!

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: hmmmmm....I shall hump you if you do not comply.

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: Yes you bloody well will :P
You'll get paid :D

2006-08-04 [Zab]: I don't care, I will not babysit! >(

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: *forces*

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: *chains zab to baby troll* now you have no choice.

2006-08-04 [Zab]: *dies*

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: *revives with phoenix down*

2006-08-04 [Zab]: *too late*

2006-08-04 [Nite_Owl]: *sits on nearby perch to watch happening below* (O,o) hehe....

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: phoenix down revives you from death. it can't be too late.

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: *sits with Owlie* Who're you betting on?

2006-08-04 [Zab]: *It IS too late!*

2006-08-04 [Nite_Owl]: hmm....well Zabs putting up a good fight, but the fact that she's dead is a draw-back, but I think she'll pull through (^,^) Then again dragonflye looks rather desperate which might help a bit--tis gonna be close!

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: Hmmm, I bet on that mouse over there *points* Look, he's even doing the hokey kokey

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: How is it too late? Either way you're still chained to the troll baby.

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: Right, now we have a rotting zab and a hungry troll baby. Huggles to anyone who guesses where this goes xD

2006-08-04 [Nite_Owl]: *turns all attention to said mouse* wow amazing! I've never seen a mousie dance before....perhaps he ish worthy of a meal... *licks Owlie lips*

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: Nooo!! Look at him, you cannot kill such a masterpiece!

2006-08-04 [Nite_Owl]: but....he ish a mousie! and an Owlie needs those for munchies! (. , .) eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: *gives sugar mouse* :P

2006-08-04 [Zab]: *is reborn as a mouse* *runs*

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: Oy, there's a mouse! *points to mouse zab*

2006-08-04 [Zab]: *runs like hell*

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: Ok Owlie. Eat Zab the mouse.

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: She must learn. Either babysit or be eaten.

2006-08-04 [Nite_Owl]: Okies!! *swoops down and catches Zabby-mouse's tail in her beak* eeehehehehe, tis munchie time! >:D

2006-08-04 [Zab]: *runs into a hole* HA!!!

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: :O Powerplaying zab xD tut tut naughty girl XP

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: ...There was a big snake in that hole. I saw it go in.

2006-08-04 [Zab]: Is it less powerplaying to just catch me? :O

2006-08-04 [Nite_Owl]: snakey snakes.....? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehehe....mayhaps i shall eat him too! XD

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: But you got to die!!! xD

2006-08-04 [Zab]: Evil! Ok. *dies*

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: Zab, you are trapped between a snake and an owl. just give up already.

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: W0000000t! Now be reborn! Like a moth from a ligtbulb!

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: One or the other is still going to eat you, alive or dead.

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: She already died.

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: yes I know. my messages posted after the others. stupid slow computer.

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: Bah, lag :P

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: let's have a funeral for zab!

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: No need xD she'll be reborn! xD

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: never~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok. I got that out of my system.

2006-08-04 [Nite_Owl]: *owlish blinking* eeeeeef, too many words....I suppose I must find munchies elsewhere :( in which case, be back in a bit all!

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: Gah! xD

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: I ish sick. Ugh. I hate being sick.

2006-08-04 [sequeena_rae]: Me too ._. Stoopid cold.`

2006-08-04 [dragonflye]: The part that sucks is that when you're pregnant you can't hardly take anything.